gents in the house

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by blueberi1920
Dang y'all ran him off in less than 5 pages... that's the fastest I've seen so far.

*RM walks onstage to see DSTgent laying in the center of the stage buried in red 4 x 6 index cards with Deltas booing DSTgent loudly.*

RM holds out a red card which reads:

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FIRST VICTIM
OF DELTA RIOT
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and tosses it on the pile of cards. He holds out a second card which reads:

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MAN WITH SHIRT
INSIDE OUT AND
A NEW ORIFICE
RIPPED OPEN
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and tosses that on the pile, pulling out a third card which reads
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FOUND ON
DELTA HOUSE
STEPS
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He tosses that card on the pile, presses the magic toaster, and continues the game......