How Come?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by HeartbrAKA:
How come after I dropped my son off at camp this morning and went back to my car I couldn't get back in cause my alarm stopped working?

How come my cell phone and purse were locked in the car?
How come when I found a phone and told my brother to come get me he took 30 minutes cause I gave him the wrong directions?
How come the drive is only 5 minutes and I could have walked home but was too lazy?
How come we had to go to three different stores to find a 12 volt battery for my alarm?
How come I don't have an extra alarm at home?
How come I don't have an extra set of keys?
How come we were buying the battery and this guy was taking watermelons from the box outside the store and smashing them on the ground?
How come security was chasing him?
How come I was dyin'?
How come when I went to check on my son at camp yesterday during lunchtime they were giving out free lunches and my son didn't want one cause he packed his own lunch but I made him get one anyway cause I was hungry and took it to work with me?

This was hilarious, the whole thing, hilarious!!! Soror, you are too much, lol.

[prayerfull]

How come my ex-boyfriend called me from his SHOWER the other day?

How come all he wanted to say was that he was in the shower?

How come his WIFE was taking a nap in their bedroom which was only a few feet away when he called me?

How come he actually thinks I wanted to know all of that?

How come he doesn't get that I'm married now and we've been broken up for over 10 years!

How come he calls me on my cell phone at least twice a day?

How come I always have to check the caller ID on my phone so that I won't answer it and waste my allotted minutes on that nonsense.

How come he stacks up a $200 cell phone bill monthly because he calls me so much.

How come his wife found out about the bills and she didn't whup his a$$ for that mess.

How come she also found out that all those calls were to me and she still didn't whup his a$$.

How come my phone just rang...guess who?

[jali0004]

How come the pizza man won't deliver to my neighborhood in Chicgao anymore???

How come my BF wears 2+ layers of shirts and Tim's when it's 90 degrees outside? (Is it a DC thing??)

How come "Chicago" is considered the midwest?? Where's the cows, and chickens (not including chicken heads)?

How come I'm at work still????? Gotta go!!




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"I am not yet the author of my life; I am still it's unenlightened protagonist"
---Unknown

[Kaydphia]

yall are a trip.

how come small girls (size 0-2) can only shop at the most expensive places.

How come I can't shop at target, rave, and old navy? lol

How come dudes down south act brand new everyday?

How come the big girls hate on the smaller girls but they stay at the gym working out..

How come when I meet a dude who keeps it real he tell me tmi.

Kay

[THICKNCHOCLATE]

Originally posted by Kaydphia:
How come the big girls hate on the smaller girls but they stay at the gym working out..

Now ya know I was gonna have to comment on this one Hey, all of us aren't working out to get smaller, some big girls just want to be healthier! Just because we got a little more junk in the trunk, doesn't mean we want to have a heart attack!! Ya feel me? Oh, and who's hatin on small girls?? Not me!! I'm so fine, I'm mind-blowin!!

[Riley]

How come I go to work 30-45 minutes late everyday b/c I hate my job, but I still leave on time?

How come the people that I work with have been complaining for the past 30 years that they hate their job, but have done nothing about it

How come I have gained 11 lbs in the past 5 months?

How come I have to buy new bras every month?

How come some people spend 3 hours on the phone 2 hrs on the internet at work and still complain they have too much work to do?

How come I am about to jack up this 5' pain in the a$$ at my job if she says one more word to me?!?


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[This message has been edited by Riley (edited June 28, 2001).]

[toocute]

Originally posted by Total Elegance:
How come this looks like Missy singing Get Yo Freak On?

How come I'm LMAO because it does!

[Ideal08]

How come we took our co-worker out for lunch today for her birthday that was two weeks ago?

How come I guess someone failed to mention that we were going to my officemates?

How come they lightweight got ticked?

How come I told them they were still welcome to come, but they decided to form a little group of their own to go out to lunch today, too?

How come they asked me to tell the people I was going to lunch with that they wanted to know why they weren't invited?

How come I told them that they are "grown a$$ women" and can tell whoever whatever themselves?

How come they are acting like they are five years old?

How come they are really 30 years old?

How come they not talkin' to me now? LMAO!

[SweetestDiva]

How come TotalElegance wanted to give us all that exposition and then not say what happened on her rendezvous yesterday?

Originally posted by SweetestDiva:
How come TotalElegance wanted to give us all that exposition and then not say what happened on her rendezvous yesterday?

How come we were together from 2:00-8:00 just talking?

How come he told me he wanted to approach me but I made him nervous..so he just spoke and left it at that?

How come I didn't get bored?

How come we talked about everything like we were old buddies?

How come we know some of the same people?

How come I like his style?

How come I'm seeing him this evening?

How come bye?

[The Original Ape]

How come everybody beat me to the good, funny questions?

How come people spill their thoughts like water on the internet, but can't do it face to face?

How come some people subliminally compete when answering philisophical questions on these heya chat forums?

How come people paint inaccurate pictures of themselves for people they meet electronically?

How come I'm 'bout to go buy my woman a watch when it's storming like a ...now?

How come I kept asking them kind of questions when I knew I shoulda left it alone before I started?

[cocowoman_65]

How come I'm addicted to this greek forum like a real serious drug addict?

How come if you have an appointment at the beauty salon for 9;00 they won't get to you till 11:00(gheeeeto)? :confused

How come every time there is a big sale in the mall,I don't have any money(can you say credit card debt)?

How come I think Original Ape and The Professor are the most intelligent, funny and interesting men I have never met ?(there's somthing about those men of A phi A)

How come I think AKA2D'91 is so good at bringing up the most interesting topics? (you go!)

How come I need to get back to my life?

Peace, Love and Hairgrease----I'm out. :cool

[The Original Ape]

Originally posted by cocowoman_65:
How come I'm addicted to this greek forum like a real serious drug addict?

How come if you have an appointment at the beauty salon for 9;00 they won't get to you till 11:00(gheeeeto)? :confused

How come every time there is a big sale in the mall,I don't have any money(can you say credit card debt)?

How come I think Original Ape and The Professor are the most intelligent, funny and interesting men I have never met ?(there's somthing about those men of A phi A)

How come I think AKA2D'91 is so good at bringing up the most interesting topics? (you go!)

How come I need to get back to my life?

Peace, Love and Hairgrease----I'm out. :cool

Thank you for the flower, my chocolate chip!

[The Original Ape]

Originally posted by Steeltrap:
How come the rent on our apartment is creeping toward $1,900 a month?

How come I get calls on deadline by people who don't know anything about the newspaper I work for?

How come Off Fifth Saks Fifth Avenue doesn't sell larger sizes in Orange or San Diego?

How come folx in government don't step in and slap price controls on these fools who provide our energy?

That's more than a mortgage where I live!

[tickledpink]

How come I saw a fake Lion King tape today called "Kimba, The Lion Prince"?

How come I was LM AKA behind O?

How come cable keeps airing that hot mess called "JD's Revenge?"