Do not laugh with your mouth open if you have summer teeth (some are here, some are there)
Do not wear a baggy thong
Do not wear orange or lime green in the summer when you are jet black
Do not walk pass a track on the floor when you know it came out of your head.
Do not wear stretch jeans if you have no a$$
Do not eat dorritos at work without having gum in your desk.
Do not walk around saying sorry, I just ate dorritos, hope my breath doesn't stink. YOU DAM RIGH IT STINKS
Do not wear a clip on tie to work
Do not fart in the elevator and pray no one gets on the next floor.
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