Okay, summa yall's folx up in heeya is fromda ol' souf!!!
Heeya summa mines frum my families... (Misspellings intended)
- "Must be, 'cuz must ain't don't soun rite!"
"I's need ja' ta hep me..."
"Ya, can lead a hauwse ta wata, but ya cain't mak 'em drink..."
"A hauwse don't mis his wata, 'til his well runs dry..."
"You lyin' lika boot!"
"Let sleepin' dawgs lie..."
"If the dog bites you the first time, it's the dogs fault. But if the dog bites you the 2nd time, then it's your fault... You keep coming around that dog!"
"Don't let me tell ya where to go and how to get there..."
"O, what webs we weave when we first try, try to deceive..."
"Boys and books don't match..."
"Yes, I'm serious, serious as a heart attack!"
"Can't stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen!"
"Too many cooks in the kitchen!"
"Cain't squeeze blood out of a turnip..."
"You can catch more flies with honey than you do with salt..."
"What's wrong wit chew? Ain't chew got no commen sense? Chew ain't got no KINNA commen sense!"
"I ain' neva heard nuthin' like dat!!!" (For the triple negatives)
"Hire yo Paint! Let's get where we ain't..." (From the Lone Ranger shows, Tonto would say it...)
"Hello everybody, Hello..." (From some song)
"Gimme got caught in a soda water bottle..." 
(don't ask...)
"What chew tink dis heeya place is? Da "Do Drop Inn"???"
"Leave well enuf alone..."
"Pretty is as pretty does"
"He got 'Cain't cha don't cha hair"-- cain't cha comb it, don't cha try..." 
And last but not least, how every grandma replies when she is barely listing or doesn't care...
Sho 'nuff
[This message has been edited by AKA_Monet (edited March 21, 2001).]
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