Quote:
Originally posted by lostnfound117
you forgot to mention that the ushers throw the white or blue cloth/sheet over her legs after she passes out from the spirit so the deacons can't see straight up her dress AND she is also speaking in tongues and it sounds like, "oooooh....
i-shoulda-bought-a-honda"!!!!!!
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
|
I have to share this story. This pass weekend I had death in the family. Anyway as I walked by my uncle's casket, I proceeded to walk out of the church because I felt very faint. Once I reach outside some of my family members, were asking me if I was okay. When I got a chance to get myself together, I told them that I did not want to become a victim of the white sheet and smelling salt. After I made that statement, the church's nursing unit, were outside with the white sheet and the smelling salt.
Threaded Mode