Two.... Yes
2 people leading a song and a third person grabs a mic to help ad lib. All you hear is
1st person:Ew Yeah 2nd person:OOOOOOOOO 3rd person:WhoaooooWhoaoooooIIIIIIIIIIIJJJJJesusJesusJ esus
2. If you have the church homosexual in the choir.
**He could be directing or singing and yes he IS flammin' with his long nail and hair weave****
3.The choir director (of the senior choir) looks like he is turning pages in a book. **directing and singing** turn-a-page turn-a-page
4. The preacher wipes his head and mouth about fifty times.
5. The assistant pastor is wearing this metallic-like creme suit that they told him he looked sugar-sharp in---so he wore it again.
6. Speaking of suits, how about the man that has a suit in EVERY color of the rainbow---I hate seeing black men do this; stick to black,blue, grey, brown, and dark shades of green.
7. Some sista walking down the main aisle of the church 15 minutes late to show off her new hat, dress, shoes, etc.
8. If somebody gets up to do a testimony and you whisper now you know he/she needs to sit her/his azz down.
9. The church announcer (mind you she has on this big phat azz hat) is trying to speak "proper" , as they say down South, by introducing the guest like this..."We have Mr. and Mrs. Johnny Smith from Chicago, IllANOAZZ or she'll roll her R's like this...RRRRev. RRRRooseevelt RRRRRobinson of New Mt. Veron Missionaray Baptist Church.
Dayum, I got more ***panting*** off this one Sunday, but this post is getting long so bye for now.
***I am just now reading this thread and am too through at your choice of words.** ~CT4
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