Originally posted by KappaKittyCat I couldn't look like a man if I tried. Even wearing pants, I'm not fooling anybody.
Oink to you, too.
You took the words right out of my keyboard! My mama never told me that unless I wear a skirt, I'm trying to look like a man. Damn, what am I going to do with these breasts?! They're really not helping!
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