What did you do as a child...

The doorbell rang so I ran to answer it. My father's friend said hey where's your dad, I told him wait just a second. I ran to the room where my daddy was watching televison and said , "Daddy, Charlie is at the door." My daddy said I don't feel like Charlie today, tell him I'm sleeping. So I ran back to the door (I had a thing with running around 5yrs old) so I said, "Charlie, my daddy said he is sleeping." Well I guess my daddy had to come to the door and see what Charlie wanted after all .

When I was young, my mom had a habit of spelling out words when she talked to her girlfriends on the phone, just in case I was listening. Well I didnt start listening until she started spelling. I was in the first grade and she said to her friend on the phone, "Girl they were caught in the B.E.D." I turned to look at her and said bed. Now momma gurl should have known that word was not complicated for a first grader. After then, she took her conversations to another room .