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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before swallowing
Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can carry 2 large coffees and a dozen donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony?
A: The one who can eat the last two donuts.
Q: What does KFC and a woman have in common?
A: Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in
common?
A: They can both smell it but they can't eat it
Q: How is the card game Bridge and sex alike?
A: If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.
Q: How can you tell when your dogs are kinky?
A: They start doing it in the missionary position.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
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