Put Your Offensive or Sick Joke Here (not for the faint hearted)

[hootchpdt]

i know i have a fucked up sense of humor, but i can't be the only one out there. if i offended you, i am truly sorry, but this is PUT YOUR OFFENSIVE OR SICK JOKE HERE (NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED). dont want to step on any more toes, so i wont put any more baby or pedophile jokes on here




let's get started (this is more of a mental picture joke)

how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?



pick him up and suck his dick