Family Reunions: Name Game Suggestons Needed

[Sahara]

My mother's side of the family has reunions every 2 years. One family member (or household) usually sponsors it in their hometown. Most of the family is from Philly or the South.

One year, my grandfather's brother-in-law tried to make a pass at me!! Though we aren't blood, it is still sick for many, many reasons.
1. he's married
2. he's about 90 and did NOT age well!
3. he's can't walk
4. he can barely see
5. he's a pastor
6. he said it during dinner (across the table) while surrounded by all of my cousins and said not to tell anyone
7. he was serious
8. eww!!
WTF was he thinking? All I could do was laugh (and keep my distance). My cousins were sitting there giggling under their breaths. UGH!