Reasons why Texas is better than nebraska

[White_Chocolate]

Originally posted by Hootie
Things ya probably didn’t know about Nebraska

2) Traffic isn't nearly as bad (as Texas)
Could it be because Texans have cars?
3) We don't have to carry guns around to prove a point' (like Texans)
Don't hate.
4) We carry insurance on our cars (unlike Texans)
For the 10 of you who own them, Farmers thanks you
5) We are humble not cocky (case in point this thread).
Humble? Well, you kind of have to be standing next to Texas
6) We're family focused and offer many things for families to do together.
And that means what exactly?
7) Our schools are top notch Schools in Nebraska
Uh, ever heard of Baylor, SMU, Rice, UT, Texas Tech. . .even our magnet schools kick butt. . .just ask Norah Jones
8) The whole state isn't corrupt with BIG CITY-ness
have you ever been to mexia? that is not BIG CITY
9) There is a LOT of history in Nebraska but yall probably never learned anything but Texas history in school.
Hell yeah, 7th grade. Next to Texas and the US, what else matters?
12) Lower cost of living
why would youu WANT to live there?
13) Low crime rate
is there anybody out there?
15) Fame
Notable Texans
the list is too long. . .it would take up half the thread
19) The VICE President is from Nebraska
so, the president is from Texas
22) We have good Mexican food here too (in some places) because our Latino Population is growing.
We've had a Latin population. . .catch up!

FORGOT TO ADD: Reason #1 in MY mind why Texas sucks
MY EX FIANCEE

i'm sorry. . .did he marry someone from Texas?