Do you do it with the lights on?

[James]

1) Do you do it with the lights on?

Either, up to her

2) Do you put the toilet paper roll on over or under?

One out of ten times I might put it on the roll actually, then I don't care

3) Do you dry your feet BEFORE exiting the shower or AFTER?

After.

4) Do you put on both socks then both shoes, or one sock, one shoe? (ok, I got that from an episode of All in the Family)

Both shoes and then socks