Things wrong with women according to the VSU school paper

So, i guess at VSU, when the story ideas run dry, they fall back on stereotypes

i'm dissppointed though, he left out the whole, "girls suck at math thing"

Anyone else feel this guy just watched a day of Real World and SL reruns to give him motivation?

Oh, and lastly, about the gentleman thing. Yes there are gentlemen, they do exist. You ladies must do us a favor though. When you show up on a date with your pushup bra workin, plunging v-neck shirt on, and a low hanging necklace, excuse us if we are momentarily distracted. I mean, correct me if i'm wrong, the reason you wear things like that is to draw attention to certain, uh, 'assets'. That being said, i normally feel bad about taking a quick glance, but guys who act like there's nothing attached to your neck, THOSE you can bitch about

I may lose my train of thought for a second, but that's usually when i go back to looking a girl in the eyes and bumble out a, "i'm sorry, i didn't hear what you said, i was lost in your eyes"

Kitso
KS 361 times i think, damn, don't wear a shirt that is open to your tummy if you don't want me to look