Worst Pick-up Lines

[CRIMSON_DIVA]

I was on my way into the library to finish a paper and these "boys" are sitting outside the library. I walk by and they start going, "Psst, pssst". I just keep walking as if I don't hear them. Then these punks say, "Hey miss." So I say, "Yes." They are like, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I say, "Yes." One of the guys says, "a girl like you needs two." WTF????????????? I immediately thought about this thread and was thinking do all of these losers go to the same "I wanna be a pimp" training class.