Top 10 Signs You or Someone You Know Works For A Bad Company

[White_Chocolate]

Alexis' Top Ten Signs You or Someone You Know Works For A Bad Company

10. You have to get a background check just to get office supplies.

9. The security officer= #5 on America's Most Wanted

8. Your company is losing money but the top of the heaps are flying to Vegas every month.

7. The company picnic is held at an abandoned ritualistic temple and parents are encouraged to bring their children.

6. The CEO looks strangely like a mobster.

5. The company secretary is always asking for you to "sign in blood."

4. Work uniform consists of a whip, spike paraphernalia, and lots of leather.

3. Insurance consists of a first year nursing student, band-aids, and lots of
asprin.

2. Company voicemail begins, "Thank you for calling Joe Sixpack's Consulting, Construction, Beauty Salon Cafe. . ."

1. One word: Bankruptcy

[AOX81]

Originally posted by White_Chocolate
8. Your company is losing money but the top of the heaps are flying to Vegas every month.

1. One word: Bankruptcy

Sounds about right!!

[SATX*APhi]

Originally posted by White_Chocolate
1. One word: Bankruptcy

The company I work for is an oil and gas company that used to be Enron. This company bought themselves out right before Enron went bankrupt. I now know why they went bankrupt. They buy breakfast for everybody here (50 people or so) at least three times a week. They buy really expensive cheesecakes weekly. We have fridge stocked with sodas, juices, and waters, all bought by the company and re-stocked daily. They buy computers like no tomorrow. They also pay everybody really, really well. If you took a walk through our parking garage, you'd find all late model vehicles. I'm talking about Mercedes, Hummers, Suburbans, and of course nice trucks (yeah, I'm in Texas). I get paid pretty well and you all see what I do all day. Yep, GC. One more thing, they are flying some people out to Palm Springs just for the hell of it.

I expect that the company will soon start cutting back on its spending. However, this could all be normal. Before here, the other office jobs I held were at the courthouse, and there were no perks there. The county is shiesty.

[White_Chocolate]

i work for a fortune 500 company that went bankrupt back in 1999. the owners had spent way than what was necessary plus we had claims filed against us.
we're now out of it but they still fly people here all of the time. they get to stay in ritzy hotels. we have a breakfast, lunch, and dinner for them plus a bar with a piano band or dj. and i'm always like, 'is this necessary?'

[juniorgrrl]

My fiancé's supervisor showed him porn at work.

The guys all talk about how dumb their wives are and are always looking for a piece on the side

My boy's predecessor in his job brags about how he got an STD.

He works with some really bad people. But it pays the bills...and as long as he doesn't become one of them...

[CC1GC]

Originally posted by juniorgrrl
My fiancé's supervisor showed him porn at work.

The guys all talk about how dumb their wives are and are always looking for a piece on the side

My boy's predecessor in his job brags about how he got an STD.

He works with some really bad people. But it pays the bills...and as long as he doesn't become one of them...

Dogma.
They'll get their dues.