What's in a name?

The bolded words are the site's analysis. The unbolded ones are mine:

The name Sandy creates a dual nature in that you can be very generous and understanding, but you can also be so candid in your expression that you create misunderstanding. You struggle with the requirement to soften your expression with tact and diplomacy and to consider the feelings of others. Difficulty in accepting advice or admitting that you may have made a mistake causes you to appear to be stubborn and set in your ways.

True, I am a drama queen. Drama follows me wherever I go. I hate taking advice and being told what to do!

Thus, you have too often created the wrong impression, and friendships have suffered. This name does offer creative talent where there is the opportunity for ingenuity and originality. You have a tendency, at times, to have too many ideas on the go, and thus your efforts are scattered and many things do not reach completion.

I've noticed that my circles of friends come and go, but there's always those three or four that I can always rely on. I am very disorganized, and no matter how hard I try to get myself together, I just can't.

You are inclined to do to excess the things you like to do. You have very intense feelings and find it difficult to maintain stability and happiness. If you allowed it, temper and self-pity could be problems. Tension could cause nervous disorders, or centre in the head bringing weaknesses in the eyes, ears, sinuses, or teeth.

Ew....weakness in the teeth? Kinda scary. Sadly, I do feel like I'm a 23 year old stuck in a 60 year old's body.