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Another thing one must learn,
When in a business situation you use your southern charm becaues then a man simply Can't refuse to help you (it is great in sales!). Dresses and skirts are preferred to pants, to show you are a lady, not a man. One must also remember not to use vulgar language, it is not lady like. Also, one must learn to cook using the following ingredients on a regular basis:
Lard, butter, bacon grease, crisco. Also cayenne pepper, tabasco, garlic and salt.
And southern women learn how to use grace to explain that no, they weren't wrong, they just made a teeny mistake.
Never give a southern woman a credit card around the changing of the seasons... especially when the word SALE comes out.
And if you compliment a southern woman on an article of clothing or accessory, be prepared to learn where it was purchased, what percentage it was off, and how it was happened upon. Unless there are men around in which case we will say "thank you, precious"
How nice this thread is!
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