Some issues I'm wondering about

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Originally posted by Arya
Some issues I'm wondering about

1. Osama Bin Laden and other terrorists. Why is there never any talk of OBL anymore, or even of the effort to root out terrorism? When's the last time the U.S. destroyed a terrorist cell?

A lot of stuff is happening behind the shadow of 'special operations'. Some major a**-kickin's going on but it's happening well out of the glare of the media spotlight.

That cockroach Bin Laden can run, but he can't hide for long. He'll eventually make a mistake, and once we find him, we're sending him a 'daisy cutter' (BLU-82) bomb in our next care package.

2. Regime change. Haven't hear a word about this for ages, did Bush change his mind, or just couldn't take the heat over the public outcry when he first mentioned it?

Betcha when the shooting starts in Gulf War II, we ain't stopping until 'regime change' takes place in Baghdad.

3. Dick Cheney. He's like, the VP of the U.S., or something, isn't he? Where is he? Every day, I see Bush, Powell, and even Rumsfeld, but never Cheney. Is he dead?

Out of sight, out of mind. Other than fulfilling his duties as President of the Senate (you might catch him in the Senate chamber on CSPAN-2) he's kept well out of media scrutiny, but well briefed on what's going on.

Should the sh*t hit the fan they'll probably get him stashed away in some secret bunker in the Federal Relocation Arc outside of Washington. Knowing the media penchant for wild-a**speculation, either probably Mount Weather in Virginia or Raven Rock Mountain in Pennsylvania. Or some other bunker whose knowledge is so highly classified above TOP SECRET RIDICULOUS no one knows where it is unless they have 'the need to know'. Or have to ask the local county sheriff where the turnoff is!

4. O.J. Simpson. Did he ever find the "REAL" killers?

Only his conscience can tell him otherwise... and he's gonna hafta live with that for the rest of his life.