That's what I thought pretty much, because if that lady was telling the truth then my sisters and I would look like a trio of old hags by now.

I don't like going to bed with makeup on because it gives me spots, but I was just debating whether Ms. Mary Kay was stretching the truth a few miles or just making it up altogether...is that something they make each of their salespeople say?
Oh, and whoever enlightened us all as to the ingredients of makeup...thanks. I really didn't want to know that (ignorance is bliss, right?), but now that I do I have the urge to go scrub my face.