It is nice to have lots and lots of family (I don't, but I went home with one of my bro's: he has LOTS of people in his family). Maybe I should have like, 15 kids or something.
People will stare at you wherever you go when you go to small town in the middle of Iowa (Jesup, IA is like, population of 200).
Do NOT make strawberry decker with pineapple juice.
Eating non-stop for four days without any excercise is not good for you.
Bring your Italian dictionary with you if you're gathering with an Italian family (that would HELP a lot).
Going to Catholic Church at Christmas Eve is a perfect night for Christmas.
Deer sticks are good.
Do NOT give the ICEE Machine to little kids (what a mess!)
Iowa is COLD (especially if you don't have central heating).
Hybrid Mode
