One time I was at Outback Steakhouse and we were sitting at a booth next to the bar. There was this guy who was highly intoxicated sitting down and he is talking really loud. So finally he says, "Do yall wanna hear about the first time I had sex?" Everyone in the restaurant is sitting in suspense after he said the key word. So finally he says, "The first time I had sex I was by myself." Now everytime I want a good laugh I think about what he said.
Now everytime I want a good laugh I think about what he said.
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