My friend and I were at Browns stadium for the Browns/Steelers game, which, for those of you don't know, is more of a drunkfest than usual due to the rivalry. You seriously have to go to understand how INSANE it is. To make matters more interesting, our seats were in the Dawg Pound, which is the craziest place to be in the stadium.
So there we are, two sweet, quiet girls from Cleveland in the Dawg Pound by ourselves with a bunch of rowdy, drunk men. It was actually pretty nice - all the guys around us watched out for us and escorted us everywhere (who said chivalry was dead?) even though we were fine on our own.
So the game progresses, the Browns start sucking hardcore like they normally manage to do, and my friend and I get drunker. My friend, for the record, is this little 5'3" redhead who looks like she's sweet and innocent and about 12 years old. Anyhow, at a key point in the game, my drunk friend decides to SCREAM:
"IF I HAD A DICK, I WOULDN'T EVEN LET PITTSBURGH SUCK IT!!!"
The drunk guys all shut up and looked at her with their mouths hanging open. They were shocked, and I was, of course, laughing my ass off.
When you can shock Browns fans at the Steelers game, you know you're having a good time.
Another drunk Browns fan told me, "No offense, but with your eyes...you look like Boy George. NO! I meant you're hot! Ok, so he's a guy, but DAMN!"
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