On Halloween, one of my bros and I were walking back from Dominos Pizza when we saw a cute Filipino girl dressed as an Angel coming the opposite way. My bro, being REALLY drunk said:
"I must be in Heaven cuz I see an Angel!"
And he said it in the normal whiny drunk voice. As lame a pick up line as it already is, it's even funnier when she actually is dressed as an angel.
My response:
"Dude, that was the lamest thing I've ever heard another human being say."
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