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*Something that allows you to stop time
*Pills you swallow and you can speak another language for 8 hours at a time instantly
* Portable lie detector: beeps when someone is lying to you
*A REAL GAY-DAR!
* Pills that actually dissolve body fat, give instant boob lifts, and get rid of cellulite!
*FLYING CARS!
*And this isn't an "invention", but there should be a rule: No one 5'4" and under should be allowed to drive a vehicle taller than them. Sorry, but when I see someone that short driving an EXPEDITION or SUV and they are right against the steering wheel cuz their legs are too short to reach, sorry, you need to go back to a car! IT'S TOO MUCH VEHICLE FOR YOU! I know the Apocolypse is close now that they make an SUV that has a retractable step!!! IF YOU CANNOT GET UP INTO IT, YOU ARE TOO SHORT TO DRIVE IT!!!!!!
Sorry, that's my pet peeve. I've been on the road with WAY too many shitty drivers who cannot see over the hood of the vehicle or PARK THE DAMN THING!!!!!
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