And even so, I'VE NEVER BEEN TOLD THAT SO I'VE NEVER HAD TO QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF GIRL TELLING ME SHE WAS A LESBIAN AS AN EXCUSE NOT TO GO OUT WITH ME.
I have a problem of getting bored at parties a lot of times and I end up coming up with ridiculous crap to tell some girls. One girl thought I was amazing because Joey Lawrence was my cousin and how my mom hated his mom because they got into a fight over money.
And some girls just suck when it comes to anything sexual and totally disappoint you because you think they're wild and will do all sorts of fun stuff. Then they turn and look at you after the disappointing night...give you that stupid smile and hope you can smile back and make them feel like what you had was just incredible. All the while you just want to tell the donkey to get out of your bed so you can get some more sleep before waking up and chilling with your boys. But instead you give that stupid smile right back. That's a lie in my book.