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09-14-2002, 04:29 PM
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Annoying girl things
1. Talking about your breasts being small. Big snack trays are not always fun and we don't look at your breasts and say "On second thought, I don't think I'll sleep with you."
2. Going to the bathroom a lot. Don't drink so much water.
3. Talking about how everything hurts and your incredible migraine headaches. Seriously guys just want to punch you on the shoulder and tell you to walk it off.
-Rudey
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09-14-2002, 04:49 PM
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1. Then why do guys ogle women with big breasts? Why can't they just refrain from comment? Every time we catch a guy looking at some girl's Barbie-sized tits, we think, "Oh, so that's what he wants. Bastard's just like all the others."
2. Doctors say you're supposed to drink 1/2 ounce of water per pound of body weight every day. It keeps you from getting sick. Besides, we must go to the bathroom all the time and in groups. How else will we finalize our fiendish plan to take over the world?
3. If we have cramps, we're going to be cranky. If we have a headache, we don't want to sleep with you. Sometimes we must bitch or we'll explode. If you're going to punch us on the shoulder, don't try to be Ali. Be gentle. For the most part, we're smaller than you.
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09-14-2002, 08:31 PM
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LOL KappaKittyCat 
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09-14-2002, 09:14 PM
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Sweetie, if you punch me when I have a migraine, don't act surprised if you get slapped back. Hard. 
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09-14-2002, 11:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KappaKittyCat
Sometimes we must bitch or we'll explode.
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This is enough explanation for EVERYTHING that we do!
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09-15-2002, 02:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Silverblue
Sweetie, if you punch me when I have a migraine, don't act surprised if you get slapped back. Hard.
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Or kicked in the balls...I wouldn't put up with a guy who hit me 
And have you ever had a migrane? THOSE HURT LIKE HELL! They're not your average headaches you know!
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09-15-2002, 03:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hootie
Or kicked in the balls...I wouldn't put up with a guy who hit me
And have you ever had a migrane? THOSE HURT LIKE HELL! They're not your average headaches you know!
Hootie
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and .......have you ever had cramps-I don't think so
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09-15-2002, 03:16 AM
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oh and one other thing. The men I work with are more of a baby than any female when it comes to being sick especially my boss-it is just pathetic. I had the flu and still came to work-he gets a slight cough and it is the end of the world.
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09-15-2002, 03:56 AM
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Re: Annoying girl things
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Originally posted by Rudey
3. Talking about how everything hurts and your incredible migraine headaches. Seriously guys just want to punch you on the shoulder and tell you to walk it off.
-Rudey
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09-15-2002, 11:28 AM
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LOL! @ everyone! See! I told y'all starting a male bashing thread was gonna prompt Rudey!
KappaKittyCat, that post was classic!!!
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09-15-2002, 11:31 AM
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I'm going into hiding!
Rudey, if you're smart, you will, too.
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09-15-2002, 11:47 AM
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lol DeltAlum
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09-15-2002, 02:51 PM
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lol
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09-15-2002, 06:27 PM
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I saw Goodie Rudey in the forest, dancing with a poppet.
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09-15-2002, 07:40 PM
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Aww I really wasnt male bashing.. it is more like what dumb things have a guy done to get a girls attention type.. Besides,I didnt say anything about guys wanting to be told they have a nice size conterpart, or how they want to be told they are the best atEVERYTHING! I was just talking about the stupid things some of them do..
Rudey may be having somepenis envy issues!
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