Martha Stuart - Page 2

Steeltrap · #16 09-04-2002, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by poodleNtraining

Yeah, them too.

But-er-ah, "squiring"?? Is that to mean hittin it? Getting some? etc? And why her? EWWWWWWWWWWWW

"Squiring," while a very old-fashioned word, does mean dating -- which includes "hitting it."

CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.

poodleNtraining · #17 09-04-2002, 01:06 PM

OK

But that's nasty!!!! I mean, do yall think she's real proper, I mean, what kind of etiquette *sp* would she have for that?

Do not squire on old sheets. Make sure that they have been freshly laundered, and color coordinated with the mood.

Make sure you CHANGE the sheets after each episode, making sure to tuck in ALL corners.

Make sure that any food used in the squiring was made from one of my recipes. AND that you made it yourself, using MY methods.

LMAO!!!!!!!!! I need to stop...

DWAlphaGam · #18 09-04-2002, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by poodleNtraining
OK But that's nasty!!!! I mean, do yall think she's real proper, I mean, what kind of etiquette *sp* would she have for that?

Do not squire on old sheets. Make sure that they have been freshly laundered, and color coordinated with the mood.

Make sure you CHANGE the sheets after each episode, making sure to tuck in ALL corners.

Make sure that any food used in the squiring was made from one of my recipes. AND that you made it yourself, using MY methods.

LMAO!!!!!!!!! I need to stop...

OMG, this is hysterical! Kind of disturbing, but definitely funny!

sororitygirl2 · #19 09-04-2002, 04:42 PM

Martha Stewart pretty much appears to be a, um, not-nice-person BUT she is very intelligent woman with amazing business savvy. She worked hard to get where she is/was before she ended up in trouble.

And her magazine is beautiful... too bad she doesn't really make any of it herself anymore... her staff and outside experts think of ideas and do all those crafts.

Peaches-n-Cream · #20 09-04-2002, 06:23 PM

Thank you, now I have an image BURNED into my brain of Martha getting it on with that guy on her over priced K-Mart sheets. That's worse than when South Park had her anally consuming a turkey. Did anyone else see that?

Steeltrap · #21 09-04-2002, 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by Cream
Thank you, now I have an image BURNED into my brain of Martha getting it on with that guy on her over priced K-Mart sheets. That's worse than when South Park had her anally consuming a turkey. Did anyone else see that?

Lord, no, I didn't see that.

And I surely didn't mean to draw images of Martha getting all hot and bothered with Sam Waksal. But there is something weird about a man who, at different times, dates a woman AND her daughter.

Peaches-n-Cream · #22 09-04-2002, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Steeltrap

Lord, no, I didn't see that.
And I surely didn't mean to draw images of Martha getting all hot and bothered with Sam Waksal. But there is something weird about a man who, at different times, dates a woman AND her daughter.

No he didn't. Did he?

Who does he think he is, Woody Allen?!

Steeltrap · #23 09-04-2002, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Cream

No he didn't. Did he?
Who does he think he is, Woody Allen?!

LMAO. Yes, Waksal, whose ImClone is at the center of Martha's insider-trading scandal, did date Alexis and was very close to Martha.

EagleChick19 · #24 09-04-2002, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by Steeltrap

LMAO. Yes, Waksal, whose ImClone is at the center of Martha's insider-trading scandal, did date Alexis and was very close to Martha.

That's just plain sick!!!

PM_Mama00 · #25 09-05-2002, 01:43 AM

Wow.... as I was closing this thread, I noticed that I had email. So I checked it and what was it?

Some KMart advertisement!

xo_sue · #26 09-05-2002, 02:32 AM

Not to brag but I have met Martha Stewart and she impressed me. I work as a personal assistant and my boss is good friends with her. She came to the house and my boss introduced us and she took the time to shake my hand and really catch my name and who I was. I really thought someone of that fame would blow me off totally but she did not. That made me a fan of hers.

As for the whole scandal- just to give you all some scoop- insider trading ala' greek chat!

For the above boss- I use to organize all her photographs (yes- what a glam job I led!).

One photo I remember was Martha & Sam Waksal on a bed in a private jet!!!! I wish I would of snapped it up and I could now sell it to some cheesy tabloid for mucho bucks but I am not that kind of employee. I just could not steal it!

As for the mother/daughter sleeping with Sam thing... I think that is all b.s- can't see it happening. But did you see her last issue? I always read her calendar...

One entry...

Surprise birthday dinner with Alexis

How can it be a surprise when you put it in your magazine???

ladybug1116 · #27 09-05-2002, 09:49 AM

This is all too funny. And it's much more interesting than work

Another bit of "real life" Martha....one of our families best friends is a pilot and he flies private jets for the rich (and sometimes famous). He regularly flew Martha Stewart around. He said she was the biggest b*tch. She always brought her dogs on the plane and they would be out of control and mess things up (keep in mind this wasn't her jet but one she was "renting")...she would only drink a certain bottled water and then make the staff boil the "impurities" out and then rechill it...her lemon wedges had to be cut a certain way...and if it was done incorrectly she'd make the people do it over again. That was just some of the little things that he told us about.

MeLikey · #28 09-05-2002, 08:23 PM

I'm actually from the same town Martha grew up in...my friend from elementary school lives in the house she grew up in. She went to my elementary and high school too. When I was younger I used to wake up early on the weekends to watch her (mind you I was pretty young!).