You know you're from a small town if you have to explain the location of the town by saying it's "X hours North/South/East/West of ..." (a bigger city).
You went to 5 of your own High School's Proms...the first while you were in 8th grade because they wanted it to seem like a big dance.
Big City:
If you've never gone to the city's main tourist attraction.
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