We are not that cool...

[Kisha]

We are not that cool for you to ask to use my car and borrow my clothes.

We are not that cool for you to ask me to pay for us to go to the movies when YOU asked me to go along with you.

We are not that cool for you to not say EXCUSE ME when you bump into me.

We are not that cool for you to put your fork in my plate.

We are not that cool for you to ask me to hook you up with a job.

We are not that cool for you to make my guest list.

We are not that cool for you to be eating in my car or sitting on my bed.

We are not that cool for you to expect me to drive EVERY time we go out.

We are not that cool where I am willing to miss Soul Food to go out to dinner with you.

We are not that cool for you to drop by and visit whenever you want.

We are not that cool for you to drive under the speed limit in the fast lane when I am behind you.

We are not that cool for me to buy you a bday gift when you don't have the decency to pick up a phone and at least call me on mine.

We are not that cool for you to expect me to jump when you say jump.

We are not that cool for you to assume I want to jump in bed with you when I give you a friendly smile and hello.