NFL 2025–2026: The Road to February!

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Oh GAWD! I swear, explaining a playbook to Dan Campbell nearly broke me. I’m like, “Daniel… this circle is the quarterback… and this squiggly line means run, Daniel, run.” And then he’s like scratching his head so hard I thought he was looking for the answer up there somewhere. He was totally lost after the cover page. Absolutely hopeless. I finally told him, “No juice box until you get it right, Daniel.”

LMAO! Let me get this straight “Coach CG”, if Campbell doesn’t know how to read and execute plays, how is he whooping ass and taking names? and WTF is wrong with dude’s hair? LOL! Is that a glitch or something?

[Sciencewoman]

LOL, that is NOT his hair! Unless he's scratched it off while wondering why CG is giving him coaching advice.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

LOL, that is NOT his hair! Unless he's scratched it off while wondering why CG is giving him coaching advice.

LMAO! I think when CG created the image it caused a glitch and knowing CG, she liked the glitch it made and posted it LOL

Crazy how far technology has come to looking identical to real people.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LMAO! Let me get this straight “Coach CG”, if Campbell doesn’t know how to read and execute plays, how is he whooping ass and taking names? and WTF is wrong with dude’s hair? LOL! Is that a glitch or something?

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

LOL, that is NOT his hair! Unless he's scratched it off while wondering why CG is giving him coaching advice.

Nope, not at all. I can explain.

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Crazy how far technology has come to looking identical to real people.

Not only is it crazy, it’s creepy, lol. But it’s hilariously fun!

[cheerfulgreek]

So…. Daniel asked me how much I charge for haircuts. I told him $5 bucks. You guys… I tried, I really did. I mean, I started cutting it low, then I just kept cutting it higher and higher because I had no idea what I was doing? Then I grabbed the clippers, put the setting too low, panicked, and then went higher again, and at that point I was just winging it. I was like “OH….MY….GAWD, I think I just butchered Dan’s hair.” I swear, it looked like a lawnmower accident. So, I was just like… I can’t. I just can’t. So, I dropped the scissors and after like 3 hours of him in the chair, I was like, “You know what, Daniel? I think we’re done here…. that’ll be $5 bucks.”


Earlier that day…





And then…





And then…..

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

So…. Daniel asked me how much I charge for haircuts. I told him $5 bucks. You guys… I tried, I really did. I mean, I started cutting it low, then I just kept cutting it higher and higher because I had no idea what I was doing? Then I grabbed the clippers, put the setting too low, panicked, and then went higher again, and at that point I was just winging it. I was like “OH….MY….GAWD, I think I just butchered Dan’s hair.” I swear, it looked like a lawnmower accident. So, I was just like… I can’t. I just can’t. So, I dropped the scissors and after like 3 hours of him in the chair, I was like, “You know what, Daniel? I think we’re done here…. that’ll be $5 bucks.”


Earlier that day…





And then…





And then…..

LMFAO!!!!! I hollered! I’m weak y’all. I’m weak! I’m over crying LMAO! Why is dude holding a pair of scissors and his own hair? Makes no sense LMAO!

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

Just don't add a pet grooming side business onto your vet practice. You'd lose a lot of patients/clients.

Funny you mentioned that, because there is a pet spa attached to my clinic, lol.

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LMFAO!!!!! I hollered! I’m weak y’all. I’m weak! I’m over crying LMAO! Why is dude holding a pair of scissors and his own hair? Makes no sense LMAO!

Hahahahahaha 👏

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LMAO! Let me get this straight “Coach CG”, if Campbell doesn’t know how to read and execute plays, how is he whooping ass and taking names? and WTF is wrong with dude’s hair? LOL! Is that a glitch or something?

Oh, and I forgot to answer your question, Phrozen. Honestly? The only reason why Detroit is winning is because I really broke the playbook down into like crayon language for him. I swear, he was totally gone after the cover page. Now he’s winning, and yes, as you can see, proudly rocking the $5 haircut I gave him.

Multitasking queen right here guys.