1. Dark ale (like tobacco spit!)
2. LOUD concerts
3. Early Christmas shopping (like in late summer)
4. Family reunions (MOST of them)
5. Family Dollar stores
6. Reading under a beach umbrella ON the beach
7. Twangy country music
8. Grade school concerts, drama productions, etc.
9. Fake designer goods: shoes, billfolds, purses, shirts, you NAME IT
10. Toupees (There ARE no good ones—period.)