Another Brian Hooks entry (SPOILER ALERT)
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the video store...
Brian Hooks comes out with another HOT MESS flick!!!
For those of you who seen Q: The Movie, brace yourself, 'cause here comes Q2: The Luau.
Same storyline as Q: Parents go out of town, Cedric (Hooks) throws another party, only this time it is to raise $2000 for Cedric to pay back Mo-Mo by 6 pm, or else she is "gonna smoke his @$$ like a Philly Blunt". Also if he does get Big Snake (Troy Winbush and his best female friend Shynay? (Maia Campbell) reunited by the end of the luau, Snake is gonna "[fornicate] him up". He is also being stalked by this one girl (Chiara Fudge) who IMHO played her role VERY well, being that this is her first flick. The outcome: who cares? Another lame flick that the script needs to be soaked in Pepto Bismol.
Yes, you saw a dude's butt smeared with goop that was supposed to resemble hemorroids, a lady cleaning her ear and toes with Q-tips that according to director Barry Bowles was real earwax and toejam, respectively, a girl who literally vomited before kissing a dude in the mouth, a bathroom laxative scene that rivaled Jeff Daniels scene in "Dumb and Dumber", and the kicker, Cedric pulling out a Ziploc bag filled with his feces because he wanted a burial ceremony after he accidently ate his goldfish Bernard (Neither Hooks nor Bowles confirmed or denied if that was actual dung in that bag, but with all the method acting the two of them confirmed throughout the flick, I really didn't want to know). Oh, and let's not forget the 3-foot long penis on one character, and the rape scene when a "woman" forced "her"self on the aforementioned character.
DO NOT RENT THIS MOVIE!!!! If you buy it, please use it for skeetshooting practice, I beg you.
This movie is so bad (HOW BAD IS IT??!!), I wouldn't dignify it by riffing on it MST3K style. AVOID IT!!!
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