Boy Not Calling: Example

[Rudey]

Lots of girls like to eat salmon so don't fret.

-Rudey
--Seriously, I was referring to sea food.

Originally posted by James
Wierd update on this post about the blonde I never called . . .

It turns out that the joke is actually on me.

I ran into her a few months later and she had dropped that annoying 20 pounds and looked a lot better.

And of course now she had a BF right? Well it gets better.

Listen to this:

We are talking one night after she has one too many drinks and it turns out that she kind of likes girls also . . . and she has picked up a girl in a bar (usually one of her long term friends actually) and taken the girl home with her to share with her boy friend.

That's a threesome for those of you that weren't paying attention.

I was like WTF? I mean thats pretty wicked isn't it?

I was thinking, I didn't call you? With that kind of Spidey-Sense I am not going to be very sucessful.

My interest in her shot up 2500 percent, I said: How come we never got together? And she replied logically: You never called . . .

So the moral of the story boys is . . . CALL You never know what kind of experience you might be missing out on . . . I mean that is like a Penthouse Magazine Letter I blew.