I Got Money Comming From Nigeria

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U.S AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
WINFIELD HOUSE
MINISTER PLENIPOTENTIARY TO THE COURT OF ST. JAMES'S

AMBASSADOR JAMES F. ENTWISTLE
CELL PHONE: +234 70315 10228

EMAIL----{ james_ambassador2@yahoo.co.uk }


ATTENTION,

AFTER AN OFFICIAL MEETING HELD WITH THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA AND MINISTER OF FINANCE CONCERNING UNPAID AND UNCLAIMED FUNDS TO FOREIGN BENEFICIARIES, JUST LIKE YOU. I WAS VERY MUCH ANNOYED WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU PAID MUCH MONEY YET YOU NEVER RECEIVE YOUR FUNDS.THAT IS WHY I DECIDED TO HELP YOU.

I SHALL BE COMING TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING AND I WILL BE BRINGING YOUR ATM CARD WORTH THE $950,000 USD ALONG WITH ME THROUGH UNITED STATES DIPLOMATIC MISSION TO YOUR COUNTRY.

BUT THIS TIME I WILL NOT GO THROUGH CUSTOMS BECAUSE AS AN USA AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA, I AM A USA GOVERNMENT AGENT AND I HAVE THE VETO POWER NOT TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS.

AS SOON AS I AM THROUGH WITH THE MEETING I SHALL THEN PROCEED TO YOUR HOME..(SEND YOUR INFORMATION:

1. YOUR FULL NAME
2. CELL PHONE NUMBER
3. ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT ME TO BRING THE PACKAGE).

YOU HAVE REALLY PAID SO MUCH IN THIS DELIVERY THAT MAKES ME WONDER. YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I SHALL BE BRINGING IT MYSELF AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

YOUR ATM VISA CARD WORTH THE SUM OF ($950,000 USD) MUST BE REGISTERED AS AN AMBASSADORIAL PACKAGE FOR ME TO DEFEAT ALL ODDS AND THE COST OF REGISTERING IT IS $255.

THE FEE MUST BE PAID IN THE NEXT 50 HOURS VIA WESTERN UNION SO THAT ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT CAN BE MADE BEFORE TIME WILL BE AGAINST US.
SEND THE FEE VIA MONEY GRAM OR WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER:

RECEIVER'S NAME: OKEKE OBUM
ADDRESS: LAGOS, NIGERIA
AMOUNT: $255
TEST QUESTION: JESUS
ANSWER: SON OF GOD

AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE FEE MAKE SURE YOU SEND ME THE PAYMENT INFORMATION. I SHALL TELL YOU MY FLIGHT SCHEDULE.PLEASE GO THROUGH MY WEBSITE AND READ BIOGRAPHY:

http://nigeria.usembassy.gov/biography.html

MY FLIGHT IS FRIDAY AND I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLY BEFORE THEN SO THAT THE DELIVERY CAN BE COMPLETED. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, THEN IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR PACKAGE EMAIL ME AT U.S AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA

AMBASSADOR JAMES F. ENTWISTLE
CELL PHONE: +234 70315 10228

EMAIL----{ james_ambassador2@yahoo.co.uk }

Got a US ambassador tying to give me money

[andthen]

These always crack me up by how absurd they are. I didn't get an e-mail with monies being offered but I got a call on my voicemail from one of those robo-callers saying I'm being sued by the "Internal Revenue Services" and I needed to call back ASAP.

Just for giggles I decided to call the number back and blocked my phone number in case they had caller ID. I asked the person "Edward" from the "IRS" and he confirmed they in fact were suing me but asked for my name to pull up my file. I refused to provide my name, and then said if you're going to sue me then you should send something in writing, he then asked for my address which I refused. I then asked to be taken off the call list when Edward played ignorant and then suddenly hung up.

I went to the real IRS website and reported the phone number and the scam.