Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[BraveMaroon]

I love having you visit our office, but I'm going to have to ask you to not marinate in whatever fragrance you decided on today before coming in to work. I'm already a bit under the weather, and I'm not especially fond of your Baby Powder Infused Stripper Scented Throatpunch.

Also, I really, really need to bail on my afternoon meetings and go see a doctor - pretty sure this is an ear infection.

[amIblue?]

Lol at baby powder infused stripper scented throat punch. My coworker wears a scent from the same line: gardenia infused stripper scented throat punch.

What I want to say: "athletic" has THREE syllables, not four. There is no vowel between the h and the l.

[HQWest]

What do you mean you FORGOT? You divided up a pile of papers and one didn't get in a pile and you didn't notice a whole in the list of things to do?