Bottle Rocket + Anus = Fraternity Lawsuit

[carnation]

I can't even think of the damage he might have. My great aunt had a horrific scar from her teen years when a bottle rocket did a U-turn and went up her sleeve and exploded.

[LaneSig]

Originally Posted by AOII Angel

You've got the story wrong. The injured party didn't get drunk and shove a bottle rocket up his ass. He was knocked off a deck without a railing by a drunk ATO who fired a bottle rocket up his anus while in a drunken stupor. Sounds like he has a case.

After reading AOIIAngel's note, I went back and read the articles. They really aren't clear.

Scenerio #1 - Hughes the ATO decided to shoot rocket's from Helmberg's anus.
Said bottle rocket blew up and knocked Helmberg off the deck.

Scenerio #2 - Hughes decided to shoot a bottle rocket out his own anus and the rocket somehow hit Helmberg's anus and then knocked Helmberg off the deck.

Scenerio #3 - Hughes shot the rocket out his own butt and knocked Helmberg off the deck when the rocket exploded.


#1- Did Helmberg agree to it? In that case, it may be a situation like the TCU Kappa Sigma who agreed to be branded and then his parents threw a fit.

#2- If the rocket went from Hughes butt to Helmberg's butt and injured Helmberg's anus, I don't want to know what kind of party they were having at the ATO house that night.

#3- Maybe the most likely scenerio.

Helmberg will probably win or get a settlement because of the fact that the ATOs have a deck, without proper railing, that is 3-4 feet off the ground. If you notice, most fraternity houses built in the last couple of decades, do not have 2nd floor porches. High porches and fraternity brothers who want to act macho and showoff are a bad combination.

My old chapter house was built in the 1920s. We were forbidden to climb out the windows and sit on the roof.
This was passed down after a Sigma Chi at Arkansas was killed when he tried to repel/rapel (I don't know how to spell it) off the roof at a party in the 80s.

[AOII Angel]

The Pikes at NLU (now ULM) had a tall deck outside their double wide trailer of a house built by Tim McGraw. It had guard rails, but it didn't stop one of my AOII sisters from falling off the deck at a social the year before I pledged. Luckily she wasn't hurt, but our social t-shirt the next year featured an AOII falling of the Pike deck. LOL

[jenidallas]

Roofs and high decks are such a no-no.

I sometimes have a feeling of disbelief that I didn't die in college from stupidity myself.

I remember frequently climbing onto the roofs of two different fraternity houses in college. At one, we did it to sit on the sofas that the guys would haul up there (one story house) to get a better view of the party. At the other, we'd climb up on the roof to get window access to the upstairs bathrooms to avoid waiting in the long lines downstairs.

The thought of falling would have never crossed our minds, despite our sometimes (often/always) incapacitated state.

We were absolute idiots, needless to say.

[HQWest]

Scenario number three above is probably the most likely and he is probably going to claim that falling off this deck reduced his baseball playing time and. His Chances in MLBs draft - but you gotta wonder - what kind of party was this that no one noticed this other kid pull down his pants enough to lodge the rocket?

[sdtennisgal]

As the mother of a young teenage son, the whole "Jackass" stunt thing horrifies me. There is a video on YouTube where a couple of amatuer jackasses try to shoot a bottle rocket from one guy's butt, but unfortunately he must have tightened up his glute muscles when the sparks started shooting. Instead of launching his fireworks, he panics and is running around with his pants around his ankles and a lighted bottlerocket sticking out of his butt until it explodes. There is no follow up. I would have posted a link, but I really don't want to see it again (yes, I found my son watching it a couple of years ago).

[DrPhil]

This stinks.

[exlurker]

Originally Posted by HQWest

Scenario number three above is probably the most likely and he is probably going to claim that falling off this deck reduced his baseball playing time and. His Chances in MLBs draft - but you gotta wonder - what kind of party was this that no one noticed this other kid pull down his pants enough to lodge the rocket?

Update that MAY clarify what allegedly happened ... plus it's the
quote of the day, or at least quote of the early afternoon?

From the West Virginia Record:

“Hughes placed a bottle rocket in his anus and ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in Hughes’ rectum, according to the suit.”

http://wvrecord.com/news/s-4021-cabe...e-against-frat

[adpiucf]

People can be such idiots. I don't know how drunk you have to be to think that launching fireworks out of your rectum is a good idea.