Crazy Family Members - Page 3

TonyB06 · #1 06-01-2004, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Only one person died in 5 Heartbeats so your cousin is LYING!! The man who died, lawd I forget his REAL NAME but he played the group's manager and was married to Diahann Carroll in the movie. He could play the hell out of that saxophone too.

RUNTELDAT!! LMAO, she sure did.

*hijack*
See this confirms my long-held suspicion (unless I got his movie title wrong). In any event, out of love for my GC fams, I shared. And what did I get back? I got clowned from N. Carolina, to NY/Jersey, to Florida and beyond. Now I ask my GC peeps, what is that about?

tell ya what, though? if you comin' for my black card, you best bring MeezDiscreet's mama wit' cha' cause I ain't skerrd of none of the rest of ya.

*end hijack*

CrimsonTide4 · #2 06-01-2004, 11:44 AM

LMAO @ bring Mama MeezDiscreet. I am sure she is down for the cause.

Chuck Patterson played Jimmy Potter in the 5 Heartbeats

FeeFee · #3 06-01-2004, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by TonyB06
*hijack*
See this confirms my long-held suspicion (unless I got his movie title wrong). In any event, out of love for my GC fams, I shared. And what did I get back? I got clowned from N. Carolina, to NY/Jersey, to Florida and beyond. Now I ask my GC peeps, what is that about?

tell ya what, though? if you comin' for my black card, you best bring MeezDiscreet's mama wit' cha' cause I ain't skerrd of none of the rest of ya.
*end hijack*

I know you are not talking SMACK!!

Lemme find out Imma hafta kick you off my Flatbush Avenue $1 van.

btb87 · #4 06-01-2004, 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by TonyB06
*hijack*
See this confirms my long-held suspicion (unless I got his movie title wrong). In any event, out of love for my GC fams, I shared. And what did I get back? I got clowned from N. Carolina, to NY/Jersey, to Florida and beyond. Now I ask my GC peeps, what is that about?

tell ya what, though? if you comin' for my black card, you best bring MeezDiscreet's mama wit' cha' cause I ain't skerrd of none of the rest of ya.
*end hijack*

But you still loves us though, dont'cha?????

And why you gotta bring somebody else's mama up in through here if you ain't skerrd of nobody? CT might hafta break out the rusty buttah knife ON TOP OF revoking your card!

Now run tell ya mama dat!

hmph!

FeeFee · #5 06-01-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by btb87
But you still loves us though, dont'cha?????

And why you gotta bring somebody else's mama up in through here if you ain't skerrd of nobody? CT might hafta break out the rusty buttah knife ON TOP OF revoking your card!

Now run tell ya mama dat!

hmph!

Oh chit, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CrimsonTide4 · #6 06-01-2004, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by blackerican
I have a nasty cousin.....she has 9 kids with no different babies daddy's!!! And one of them is supposed to be her sister's husband !!!!! I also have a drunk uncle....who likes to get pissy and take off his clothes at family functions !!!

I guess you mean 9 kids with 9 different fathers. Can you have her go on Maury for me?

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Originally posted by ImaDiamond
I have a cousin Hakeem, who is now Hakeema (he had a sex change.) But get this....he's dating a girl who has changed herself into a guy. Has facial hair and everything. I mean, really....isn't that pointless?

That's really the craziest thing in my whole fam...that I know of. My family is really fun and that makes them 'crazy'. They're all 'crazy' in a good way (if that's possible), but like I said, that's the craziest happening in my family.

LIKE WHOA that both folks in the relationship had sex changes!!

From Hakeem to Hakeema.

MeezDiscreet · #7 06-01-2004, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by TonyB06
*hijack*
tell ya what, though? if you comin' for my black card, you best bring MeezDiscreet's mama wit' cha' cause I ain't skerrd of none of the rest of ya.
*end hijack*

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

i have several crazy family members. i have a cousin who gives family gifts such as a wooden spoon. now, this is a gift the whole family is supposed to share and we don't celebrate kwanzaa so this wasn't hand made. she also gave, to other family members, a spatula, a votive candle, a kitchen towel and a bag of pinto beans. but she has a history of bad gifts. she's closer to my dad's age (her uncle) and he said she used to give rocks away for Christmas. i have sooooo many stories about this woman that it's ridiculous. she does some really really odd things like pour unused pancake syrup back in the bottle--off the plate so there are bits of pancakes from meals past floating in the bottle. she uses her microwave as extra cabinet space. i love her but she does some crazy isht.

i have another cousin who thought he was Jesus. he lives in corpus christi, which is on the coast of texas so the weather is always pretty and tropical. he claims one summer that he was on the bus and it began to fill up with water, even though it was not raining. everyone on the bus was panicking including the driver. well my cousin prayed and all of the water went away.

now this is one cousin i DON'T claim...

CrimsonTide4 · #8 06-01-2004, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by MeezDiscreet

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

i have several crazy family members. i have a cousin who gives family gifts such as a wooden spoon. now, this is a gift the whole family is supposed to share and we don't celebrate kwanzaa so this wasn't hand made. she also gave, to other family members, a spatula, a votive candle, a kitchen towel and a bag of pinto beans. but she has a history of bad gifts. she's closer to my dad's age (her uncle) and he said she used to give rocks away for Christmas. i have sooooo many stories about this woman that it's ridiculous. she does some really really odd things like pour unused pancake syrup back in the bottle--off the plate so there are bits of pancakes from meals past floating in the bottle. she uses her microwave as extra cabinet space. i love her but she does some crazy isht.

LMAO LMAO LMAO especially at the unused syrup and the rocks.

Is this the same cousin in the Bad Gifts thread?

toocute · #9 06-02-2004, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
LMAO LMAO LMAO especially at the unused syrup and the rocks.

Is this the same cousin in the Bad Gifts thread?

Sound like it to me.

lovelyivy84 · #10 06-02-2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by toocute
Sound like it to me.

That thread ruled...

Gyrl7 · #11 06-02-2004, 12:08 PM

I cannot even go into detail about this, but let's just say that SOME of my family can be just straight up and down off the meeter!!!

It's sad, but in a way funny when you plan to have your family bar-b-que at a city park, and the Mayor of that city somehow finds out and sends a letter to my aunt saying that the park will be closed that day due to tree restoration.................BUT then we drive by the day we were supposed to have our bar-b-que and see kids playing, people riding bikes, people roller blading.........

........ and then my Aunt Lizzy's reply was....."well he all ackin like he dont wont us thur?"

CrimsonTide4 · #12 06-02-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by Gyrl7
I cannot even go into detail about this, but let's just say that SOME of my family can be just straight up and down off the meeter!!!

It's sad, but in a way funny when you plan to have your family bar-b-que at a city park, and the Mayor of that city somehow finds out and sends a letter to my aunt saying that the park will be closed that day due to tree restoration.................BUT then we drive by the day we were supposed to have our bar-b-que and see kids playing, people riding bikes, people roller blading......... ........ and then my Aunt Lizzy's reply was....."well he all ackin like he dont wont us thur?"

Maybe other folks are AFEARED of asking but I'm not.
You live in a big city, right?

It's not like you live in Warrensville Heights, Ohio (

) that has a population of X thousand MAYORED BY the HONORABLE MARCIA L. FUDGE, lol.

I swear I fell out when I read this.

TonyB06 · #13 06-02-2004, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by Gyrl7

It's sad, but in a way funny when you plan to have your family bar-b-que at a city park, and the Mayor of that city somehow finds out and sends a letter to my aunt saying that the park will be closed that day due to tree restoration.................BUT then we drive by the day we were supposed to have our bar-b-que and see kids playing, people riding bikes, people roller blading......... ........ and then my Aunt Lizzy's reply was....."well he all ackin like he dont wont us thur?"

LMBO, especially at how the mayor "somehow found out" about the party and was like "oh hayle naw; this ain't getting ready to happen."

p.s. look at CT4 makin new words "mayored" and proppin' DST leadership (I presume?) all in the same post.

CrimsonTide4 · #14 06-02-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by TonyB06
LMBO, especially at how the mayor "somehow found out" about the party and was like "oh hayle naw; this ain't getting ready to happen."

p.s. look at CT4 makin new words "mayored" and proppin' DST leadership (I presume?) all in the same post.

Yup she is former National President and first Black mayor, first woman mayor and first Black woman mayor of Warrensville.

Gyrl7 · #15 06-02-2004, 01:55 PM

ROTFLMAO........No it's a small town, but everyone knows of my family........especially the bad seeds. Plus, it is a very big park, so we didn't have to worry about being cramped, plus when my family is cramped up and bored fights break out and likka bottles start flying! When Aunt Lizzy tried to call his office back to "cuss him out" he could not be reached for comment!

Now that I think about it, it's all I can do to keep from C'ingTFU!!

Also that is the same aunt who had to go around and return all the Christmas gifts my cousin stole via breaking into peoples houses about two years ago. Just trifling!!!