Why does all the boy problems happen to me?

[Rudey]

I hear that whenever girls have problems they're supposed to watch Oprah talk with Dr. Phil and eat mint milanos...so that might help.

And if you want serious advice, why don't you just tell him how you feel? If you want a guy that cares about how you feel, then his answer will confirm whether he is the right guy for you.

-Rudey
--I hate Dr. Phil