Recruitment Rules

[HQWest]

The Law of Definite Proportions: According to PNMs- there must always be one chapter completely comprised of fat girls. As a corollary, all of the girls in the "top" chapter must be ready to compete on America's Top Model at a moment's notice.....

[MaggieXi]

The Super Special Magical Feeling - When you go to preference the sorority is supposed to put a spell on you that creates the super special magical feeling. If you do not fall under their spell, then that isn't the house for you. The Super Special Magical Feeling typically presents itself before Unicorns Pooping Rainbows Syndrom takes effect.

[HQWest]

The Law of the Minimum- according to SOME PNMs - the minimum gpa requirements for recruitment posted by Panhellenic are all that matter, they have no basis in the requirements of the organizations and grades will have no effect on the desirability of a PNM

[KDCat]

Originally Posted by HQWest

The Law of the Minimum- according to SOME PNMs - the minimum gpa requirements for recruitment posted by Panhellenic are all that matter, they have no basis in the requirements of the organizations and grades will have no effect on the desirability of a PNM

"Pledge the Library" Corollary -- any PNM who just misses the minimum GPA for recruitment believes that she is special, that she deserves to be an exception to the GPA cut-off, and anyone who tells her "No" is a heartless biddy

[KDCat]

The Law of Winter Recruitment - if you act like an idiot as a first semester freshman, you're going to have a tough time during winter recruitment.

Why, yes, the chapters are aware of your drunk binges, your drug use, the 15 fraternity guys that you slept with, and the fact that you called a chapter member "a stupid bitch."