@CeCe Newbie, I read your list and the first thing I thought of was that I have seen dirt perfume.
http://www.demeterfragrance.com/
I haven't smelled the dirt one, but I remember smelling both the bonfire and the leather ones, and they're pretty spot-on. In the gin&tonic one, I swear you can even smell the fizz in it.
They have a lot of sweet scents, but some weird ones: black pepper, condensed milk, crayon, fiery curry, glue, mildew (?!), sawdust, and waffles.