Before You Found a New Sorority

[ASTalumna06]

Originally Posted by 33girl

Oh please hooker. I KNOW you are the one who borrowed my olive green Jimmy Choos (the ones with the gold ring, not the ones with the ankle strap) and never gave them back. Don't even try to kiss up to me.

Oh, so you think us ASTs will steal ANYTHING that’s green and gold? Look, I may be a hooker, but I get paaaaaaid! I don’t need to be stealin’ yo Choos. I make it rain.. like the forest.. bitch.

Originally Posted by agzg

Bish stole my favorite MAC lipstick, too.

For the last time, no one stole your damn lipstick! You kiss 33girl’s ass so much, that’s probably the only place you’ve stopped to look for it.

[thetaj]

Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

Oh, so you think us ASTs will steal ANYTHING that’s green and gold? Look, I may be a hooker, but I get paaaaaaid! I don’t need to be stealin’ yo Choos. I make it rain.. like the forest.. bitch.

I lolled