How not to write a personal ad...

[Tre1911]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

New guy:

Well for a first date. I would like to meet and greet. Because you need to see if you like each other first. Before you go out spending all of your money and time. Some women feel the man should have to pay for everything. That's not cool. Some women like to go out and spend your money . But the hole time don't even like you. I like to meet and greet. And if we have a second date we go from there. Because i like kids. But i don't play. Only time can tell what's going to happen next.I don't like when a lady play games and try to make you wait hella long before you make love. I don't do friends first. I like takeing long walks to the bed. Just keeping it real. : o). If we go on 3 dates and nothing happens. It won't be a 4th date. I like to keep a long story short. I like to test drive the car before i buy it.Bet all the men put lies up on there profile. But i'm keeping it real. If we fall in love and get married that's a good thing. Hope you find what you looking for. Good luck. ;o)

No. I don't think. We're a good fit. Because you sound. Not my type.

He wrote a msg that said, "call me at 123-456-7890." I wrote back "No, thanks."

ETA: Aaaand the oh-so mature response:

Ok big girl! I had a lot of cupcake and ice cream for you! How much you weight 300 pounds? All I wanted to do is hit and run. Have a nice life big girl!

Verily, I say unto you--->

I agree with what he was saying. He shouldn't have called you big girl tho, but I don't think anything is wrong with what he was saying earlier.

[PiKA2001]

Originally Posted by Tre1911

I agree with what he was saying. He shouldn't have called you big girl tho, but I don't think anything is wrong with what he was saying earlier.

Not surprising coming from a guy who knocks up a girl and pawns off all responsiblity to one of his fraternity brothers

Why does he use "meet and greet" when he really means hump and dump?

[Tre1911]

Originally Posted by PiKA2001

Not surprising coming from a guy who knocks up a girl and pawns off all responsiblity to one of his fraternity brothers

Why does he use "meet and greet" when he really means hump and dump?

How am pawning respomsibilty off on my frat?

Meet and greet means he wants to meet her in person. I don't think he meant that he wanted to hit it without see what she was about. He was going to hit it eventually, but I thought it was cool that he wanted to see what she was about tho.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by Tre1911

How am pawning respomsibilty off on my frat?

Meet and greet means he wants to meet her in person. I don't think he meant that he wanted to hit it without see what she was about. He was going to hit it eventually, but I thought it was cool that he wanted to see what she was about tho.

You accidentally slept with her. Stop being dumb.

[victoriana]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

You accidentally slept with her. Stop being dumb.

*LIKE*

[Tre1911]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

You accidentally slept with her. Stop being dumb.

It wasn't even like that. I said they were having issues. I wouldn't have hit it if I knew she was going to stay with him, so I just let things happen.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by Tre1911

It wasn't even like that. I said they were having issues. I wouldn't have hit it if I knew she was going to stay with him, so I just let things happen.

Lol. Even if you're for real you're such a liar.

Go find another forum to jerk off in. Or learn to keep your story straight next time. (She was gonna leave him, no she wasn't, we hid it, he already knew, the baby's mine, his, hers, an alien who voted me into Kappa except they didn't because THEY FOUND OUT.)

It's ok, trolling takes practice. Failing doesn't.

Keep your penis in your pants next time. Oh and wear a condom, dumbass.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by jflynn

Lack of respect for your fraternal organization....

As long as you aren't speaking solely based on his use of "frat."

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

As long as you aren't speaking solely based on his use of "frat."

No, I'm sure the use of a totally acceptable abbreviation is far more grevious an offense than accidentally screwing a brother's girlfriend. I still call his membership unlikely at best based on the original thread So mostly he's insulting someone else's frat.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

No, I'm sure the use of a totally acceptable abbreviation is far more grevious an offense than accidentally screwing a brother's girlfriend. I still call his membership unlikely at best based on the original thread So mostly he's insulting someone else's frat.

LOL.

I guess you already noticed that jflynn bolded Tre1911's use of "frat."

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

I am responding to the fact that jflynn bolded Tre1911's "frat."

We already know that not everyone understands that "frat" is a totally acceptable use for NPHCs/LGLOs/AGLO/MCGLOs.

There was a missing sarcasm tag in my post. I was agreeing with you

Eta: lol, one of those days

[Tre1911]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

No, I'm sure the use of a totally acceptable abbreviation is far more grevious an offense than accidentally screwing a brother's girlfriend. I still call his membership unlikely at best based on the original thread So mostly he's insulting someone else's frat.

Why do yall think I'm perpin? I am a Nupe, on the real. I wouldn't come on a greek message board and lie about being greek. For real.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by Tre1911

Why do yall think I'm perpin? I am a Nupe, on the real. I wouldn't come on a greek message board and lie about being greek. For real.

Read the thread your damn self and take a guess.