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Old 10-04-2010, 11:28 PM
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Everything boils down to brothel laws. Don't hate.

X: Hey, sorority sisters, you all never call me anymore. You wanna come by my house for dinner and some drinks?
Y: Uh...nah...that crazy brothel law. Cops might think we're getting cash for ass.
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:33 PM
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Everything boils down to brothel laws. Don't hate.

X: Hey, sorority sisters, you all never call me anymore. You wanna come by my house for dinner and some drinks?
Y: Aww, shit, we bout to make a little change up in hurr!!
This is how I thought it went down in the sorority houses.

Thanks for crushing my dreams
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:36 PM
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This is how I thought it went down in the sorority houses.

Thanks for crushing my dreams
knight_shadow rides a Segway and writes personal checks to brothels.

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Old 10-04-2010, 11:38 PM
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Segway
Too soon! and...

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knight_shadow ... writes personal checks to brothels.
I have a running tab. They know what's up.

ETA: Speaking of 'too soon,' is it bad that I nearly made a joke about a cliffhanger?
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:45 PM
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Too soon! and...



I have a running tab. They know what's up.

ETA: Speaking of 'too soon,' is it bad that I nearly made a joke about a cliffhanger?
Too soon for the Segway cliffhanger? Ionknow.

That running tab is how Jerry Springer began his nonpolitical career.
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:51 PM
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Too soon for the Segway cliffhanger? Ionknow.

That running tab is how Jerry Springer began his nonpolitical career.
And look at him now: a beacon of light in a world full of darkness.
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Old 10-04-2010, 11:58 PM
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