The most weird or stupid news story you heard today.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

At least now you know...some people will tap anything.

I'm dying for her to have a GYN appt and the doctor asks, "Ma'am, did you cut yourself shaving?"

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

‘Excuse me for disturbing you, I’ve killed my wife.’

Not getting any can make people a little stir-crazy (I should know) but daaaaaang.

Originally Posted by LucyKKG

Wait, at one point, they say she's 3 months pregnant, then they say she hadn't been feeling right for 8 months. How is it possible to have a healthy, mostly formed, 8 lb baby at 3 months? I'm thinking there are some errors there...

The docs told her she was only 3 months pregnant and sent her home. She delivered hours later (presumably at home if her mom delivered the baby) because she'd actually been full-term. I'm not even going to comment on how ridiculously inept some doctors are. Not going there.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Not getting any can make people a little stir-crazy (I should know) but daaaaaang.

Not THAT damn crazy!

There's always BOB and Palmela Handerson...

*sits in corner*

[knight_shadow]

NEW YORK – Sharon Osbourne says she's having her breast implants removed this summer and will give them to her husband, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, as a paperweight.

The 57-year-old reality TV star says the implants will be better on Ozzy's desk "than on my chest 'cause they're awful."

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Well now...

[AOII Angel]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

NEW YORK – Sharon Osbourne says she's having her breast implants removed this summer and will give them to her husband, rocker Ozzy Osbourne, as a paperweight.

The 57-year-old reality TV star says the implants will be better on Ozzy's desk "than on my chest 'cause they're awful."

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Well now...

Gross! No one would use a breast implant as a paperweight...especially a used one. Not even Ozzy!