Drake Investigation: Phi Delta Theta New Member Hospitalized (Alcohol)

[Ramley]

A jolly crew of Phis were we, we're hosed, we're hosed, we're hosed!
We used to sail upon the sea we're closed, we're closed, we're closed!
But we can manage Jewett Hall and Exchange with Morehouse gals,
And navigate upon the web with all our new dorm pals.
For we were the toughest crew of lads that ever reefed a sail,
We love the taste of Everclear - we mix it in pledge ale.
And when his breathing stopped, 911 came rolling hiiiigh...
Let all the new brothers wave bye to each other, the sunken Good Ship Phi, hey!

[Preston327]

Did you make those up or find them? While inappropriate for the situation at hand I must say they're quite creative.

[Ramley]

Inappropriate sums many of my fine memories at Iowa Delta chapter. If the poor lad had died, I wouldn't have written those. We lived a fine line of hard-partying and possible death by poisoning or automobiles back then during the pre-AIDS era. The House will be missed. I always thought the chapter would end in a house fire first - not an incident like this. Is this Preston who "will mouth" what he likes on this seemingly empty forum? Though separated by cyberspace....