In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates

[court4short]

Here's a different girl who I used to work with. I believe she'll only be a junior in high school. Sometimes, her posts are so bad I don't even have the slightest clue what she's trying to say. *sigh*

Jane Doe*DOnt tAk3 ShiT FrOm No BoDi*
(this was her caption above her quiz, "Are you black"...I'm pretty sure you don't need a quiz to tell you your race, but that's just me.)

Jane Doe HOME FROM DA POOL FUNNY DAY MISSINI MI BOO OH SO MUCH SHOWER DEN CALLIN HIM

This comes from that little box under her profile picture (the one where you can just write whatever you want...usually the pivotal emo quote or something clever):
LIFE; I LOVE MINES IM ME LIKE NO OTHERS DEY ASK WHERE U BEEN WHO U BE WE I SAY MINES URS IF I DIDNT TELL U DEN U DONT MATTER TO MI N DONT NEED TO KNOW I LOVE MI OLD HEADS N ONLI FCK WIT DA REALEST!

ETA: Jane Doe bout to hit da shizzzy wash da chlorine off mi from da pool BMORE LIFE IZ DA BEST!!

I just love how the shower is now da shizzy.

[pshsx1]

Originally Posted by court4short

Jane Doe*DOnt tAk3 ShiT FrOm No BoDi*
(this was her caption above her quiz, "Are you black"...I'm pretty sure you don't need a quiz to tell you your race, but that's just me.)

Jane Doe HOME FROM DA POOL FUNNY DAY MISSINI MI BOO OH SO MUCH SHOWER DEN CALLIN HIM

This comes from that little box under her profile picture (the one where you can just write whatever you want...usually the pivotal emo quote or something clever):
LIFE; I LOVE MINES IM ME LIKE NO OTHERS DEY ASK WHERE U BEEN WHO U BE WE I SAY MINES URS IF I DIDNT TELL U DEN U DONT MATTER TO MI N DONT NEED TO KNOW I LOVE MI OLD HEADS N ONLI FCK WIT DA REALEST!

ETA: Jane Doe bout to hit da shizzzy wash da chlorine off mi from da pool BMORE LIFE IZ DA BEST!!

I just love how the shower is now da shizzy.

My head hurts.

And I don't understand the purpose of the phrase 'FUCKS WITH' or 'fuqz wit' or fuks wif' of any variation thereof. For instance, when it was cool for all of my friends to make Facebook groups for themselves (wtf), some of their groups were along the lines of 'I FUKZ WIF JANE DOE ALL DAY ERRDAI.'

ughhhhh *defriend* *defriend* *defriend*

[court4short]

Originally Posted by pshsx1

My head hurts.

And I don't understand the purpose of the phrase 'FUCKS WITH' or 'fuqz wit' or fuks wif' of any variation thereof. For instance, when it was cool for all of my friends to make Facebook groups for themselves (wtf), some of their groups were along the lines of 'I FUKZ WIF JANE DOE ALL DAY ERRDAI.'

ughhhhh *defriend* *defriend* *defriend*

I don't understand it either! It really makes no sense. One guy I'm friends with has a list in his About Me titled "How u kno if i dont fuck wit u". He lists 10 things he does to let you know that HE D0NT FUCK WiiTCHA.

[Munchkin03]

One of my sister's Junior League friends went to HS with me, so we were both FB friends with her. She was one of those people I had on "Hide," but when you're on your iPhone or BlackBerry you can sometimes see those persons' status updates. I'm pretty sure she's crazy, and her FB status updates are always...erratic.

A few days ago, this was her status: Smith Family, I want to stay with you during the weekend of Labor Day! Hit me back, ni---as!

Neither she nor the Smith family are black, which is a moot point because that word is verboten in my world. My sister called me all annoyed, because she's been trying to get in touch with her because she's taking over her Junior League position this fall and she hasn't been getting back to her. Funny.

[tld221]

Originally Posted by court4short

I don't understand it either! It really makes no sense. One guy I'm friends with has a list in his About Me titled "How u kno if i dont fuck wit u". He lists 10 things he does to let you know that HE D0NT FUCK WiiTCHA.

LMAO this just cracked me the hell up.

and the "ii" thing is AWFUL.