In this thread we quote from "The Golden Girls"

[LXA SE285]

Dorothy busts Sophia for faking sick ...

Dorothy: Get back here, you deceitful little Sicilian gecko!

Sophia: I wuv oo!

Dorothy: Too wittle, too wate.

[ThetaPrincess24]

Rose:.."back in St. Olaf...."

[paulam]

My favorite episode is the one in which Dorothy and Blanche are forced to listen to another one of Rose's ridiculous St. Olaf stories, this one about the herring circus. A herring was shot out of a cannon and landed in a tree. Rose tells them that after that, no other herring would do it. This cracks up both Dorothy and Blanche and they try to hide the fact that they are about to break out laughing for real.

I also loved the episode where Dorothy and Sophia enter the Shady Pines mother/daughter talent show...Dorothy dressed as Cher and Sophia dressed as Sonny as they appeared in the '70's. Rose is playing the piano ("I've Got You Babe") and as the song progresses, Rose becomes more and more afraid of Dorothy!

[ThetaPrincess24]

I am watching the show right now. It is the one where Rose is dating the midget/"little person" and the short jokes keep making Blanche and Dorothy uptight.

[BetteDavisEyes]

Blanche - "I'm the biggest slut"


Dorothy: I'd kill Gloria if she wrote a book about my sexual life.
Sophia: You'd kill your sister over a pamphlet?
Dorothy: Shut up Ma!


Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night!


Sophia: I can't believe I have a daughter who threw a priest out the door!
Dorothy: Ma, you have relatives that throw priests out of windows!!


Blanche: I can't believe you said that! Oh if I weren't a lady I'd deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date.


Blanche: Oh girls... I'm just in ecstasy! My body is tingling all over! You will never guess what just happened!
Sophia: We know what happened! Let us just guess what part of the Middle East he's from!

[PeppyGPhiB]

Originally Posted by ThetaPrincess24

I am watching the show right now. It is the one where Rose is dating the midget/"little person" and the short jokes keep making Blanche and Dorothy uptight.

"SHRIMP?"

[LXA SE285]

Blanche and Dorothy come through the kitchen door with a takeout pizza ...

Blanche: We brought dinner!

Rose: Whadja get?

Dorothy: A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy.

[scbelle]

I love the episode where Blanche dates a guy who's been off the market for a long time and she's trying everything in her power to "land him", but he rebuffs her advances. Then she finds out he had been reading up on what modern women want, feminism, women's lib and all the rest and is acting accordingly.

Guy: I thought women wanted to be treated as equals.

Blanche: Equals? No, honey, I don't want to be your equal. I want to be treated much better than you!