HC this thread has become a GC way of life?

[lovelyivy84]

HC I have been away from GC for a hot minute!
HC I have two jobs again so posting is hard
HC I missed everyone! Even though I don't officially know you!
HC this weekend the neos crossed from my UG chapter
HC I couldn't go!
HC I was working!
HC I REALLY wanted to be there!
HC this weekend they are having a goodbye party for frat who is moving to DC and is SUCH an awesome guy
HC I REALLY WANT TO GO
HC I can't
HC well I guess ya gotta make sacrifices
HC *le sigh*
HC I miss my ls who are still in school
HC ok some of em anyway
HC long story, not going into it here
HC we probably all have that story though, lol

work HC's
HC my weekend job is as a nanny
HC I love children, but I hate rugrats!
HC every time children wanna have something, ignant ass rugrats F it up!
HC some of you will recognize the above as taken directly from Chris Rock and modified for my purposes
HC it's still true!
HC when you have mostly good kids, and then one bad ass lil kid they just mess things up for everybody else!
HC luckily the bad one was not one of my charges
HC my charges are just darling
HC they are sooooo cute
HC I still don't want any kids though!
HC being vomited on and changing poopy diapers is not fun
HC I only do it cause they pay me!
HC having a baby smike at you, or laugh when you are playing, or spontaneously give you a baby kiss (which involves mainly slobber) is worth it!
HC ok I love kids
HC what I DON'T like is being underpaid!
HC oh well, I gotta pay the bills because I LOVE MY SECOND JOB
HC people keep telling me that it's impractical
HC no I don't want to be a lawyer, sorry.
HC I am willing to sacrifice for this one!
HC I had forgotten what ambition was for a minute
HC I remember now!