Seriously, peeps. No one REALLY cares about your stupid rush story.

[ASTalumna06]

Originally Posted by UGAalum94

But sometimes what you want to hear is how the heck the poster is going to pull that junk together. I don't think the Kitchen GCers want the recruitment fix as much as they want to see if the literary feat gets pulled off or not.

I completely agree.

I don't want to read a fake story with ponies and rainbows that leads to a bid with the "best chapter" on campus. Why even waste time making something like that up? But sometimes, even when everyone knows a story is fake, but it's filled with such nonsense and all kinds of crazy, to the point where it's actually entertaining and you don't really care that it's fiction because the person really is that insane, you kind of want to see where they go with it and how outlandish it can really get.

I liken it to watching the Real World. It claims it's real, you know that half of it isn't, but sometimes, you can't help but watch the ridiculous people on it fail at life.

[UGAalum94]

Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

I completely agree.

I don't want to read a fake story with ponies and rainbows that leads to a bid with the "best chapter" on campus. Why even waste time making something like that up? But sometimes, even when everyone knows a story is fake, but it's filled with such nonsense and all kinds of crazy, to the point where it's actually entertaining and you don't really care that it's fiction because the person really is that insane, you kind of want to see where they go with it and how outlandish it can really get.

I liken it to watching the Real World. It claims it's real, you know that half of it isn't, but sometimes, you can't help but watch the ridiculous people on it fail at life.

Exactly.

[LikeOldTimes]

Originally Posted by Tippiechick

Yes, we still communicate. No, not daily. And, no to the second part. _________ ran a lot of fun people off with her stalking. I can think of several. And those people were fun people.

Now, now, let's not rewrite history, shall we? Remember it was YOU who started the stalking; posting pictures and websites of ____ on GC without permission.

But, you never were one to let the facts get in the way of a good story now, were you? So you started a whole smear campaign, and enlisted your little buddies to repeat your lies. And you're still doing it today.

Ah, but back to those days. You didn't like it, though, when ____ returned the favor and started looking you up on the internet too, did you? Sure it was OK when you were doing it to ______, but gawd forbid anyone did it back to you. After all, nobody ever dared to challenge "Queenie Tippie" before, and your nose is still out of joint over it. If it wasn't, then why do you keep bringing up ____?

So once again, to set the facts straight, Tippie started the stalking, was horrfied when someone did it back to her, and then ran around crying that somebody was stalking her.

Just keepin' you honest, and will continue to do so.

[texas*princess]

BAITY?

[epchick]

Originally Posted by Tippiechick

Sweetie, don't you know you're in TEH CULT with me, lol.

Originally Posted by Tippiechick

Yes, we still communicate. No, not daily. And, no to the second part. _________ ran a lot of fun people off with her stalking. I can think of several. And those people were fun people.

Does that mean i'm no longer in TEH CULT? Do I have to return the t-shirt?

I do agree with you though. I wasn't around GC in the early days, but when I first joined, GC wasn't so "uppity."

Originally Posted by UGAalum94

Maybe moderators could invent a
"this story is completely unverified and likely contains falsehoods" label they could put on threads suspected of being fiction.

ETA: have you read the Sweet Valley High Twins: Rush thread? I really don't know the name of it, but it was awesomely entertaining, to me at least, but I've read Pledged too, come to think of it. Maybe I do enjoy reading fake rush stuff more than the average person.

Seriously, what is the point in creating a whole new section just so people could create fictitious recruitment threads? You wanna read those type of ficitious stories, it's a called a book.....read one. If you want to write one....take it OFF GC and into a blog or to your own personal wordprocessor.

Originally Posted by LikeOldTimes

Now, now, let's not rewrite history, shall we? Remember it was YOU who started the stalking; posting pictures and websites of ____ on GC without permission.

But, you never were one to let the facts get in the way of a good story now, were you? So you started a whole smear campaign, and enlisted your little buddies to repeat your lies. And you're still doing it today.

Ah, but back to those days. You didn't like it, though, when ____ returned the favor and started looking you up on the internet too, did you? Sure it was OK when you were doing it to ______, but gawd forbid anyone did it back to you. After all, nobody ever dared to challenge "Queenie Tippie" before, and your nose is still out of joint over it. If it wasn't, then why do you keep bringing up ____?

So once again, to set the facts straight, Tippie started the stalking, was horrfied when someone did it back to her, and then ran around crying that somebody was stalking her.

Just keepin' you honest, and will continue to do so.

Oh dear god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[33girl]

Originally Posted by LikeOldTimes

Now, now, let's not rewrite history, shall we? Remember it was me who started the stalking

Fixing posts is fun

[LikeOldTimes]

Why? Because whenever the lies begin, ____ returns to set "teh" story straight. Simple solution? Stop telling "teh" lies.

[DrPhil]

If I could turn back time. If I could find a way.

[LikeOldTimes]

Originally Posted by 33girl

Fixing posts is fun because I'm an ass.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by 33girl

Kevin, don't get all uppity. This is no different than you shutting down rumor threads in the RM forum.

Some difference actually.

Allowing a rumor which turns out to be false about a house could lead to an investigation. It could also mean civil liability for John.

A rush thread with fake houses based upon the Care Bears or My Little Pony or whatever isn't going to hurt anyone.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by LikeOldTimes

Why? Because whenever the lies begin, ____ returns to set "teh" story straight. Simple solution? Stop telling "teh" lies.

So do you silently read GC awaiting your name or a _________ to be posted? Isn't that tiring?

[epchick]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

So do you silently read GC awaiting your name or a _________ to be posted? Isn't that tiring?

You know she does. She wants to come back and tell us how mean we are, and try her best to use some kind of witty insult...but all she ends up proving is how utterly psychotic she truly is.

[33girl]

Here's an easy peasy solution.

Everyone who wants to write a fake rush story, go to Happy Pony Rainbow Land. I hear they're hurting for members.

And yes, DrPhil, she does.

[BabyPiNK_FL]

This thread is evidence that Bitchassness is a real disease. And it's highly contagious.

[DolphinChicaDDD]

Originally Posted by texas*princess

BAITY?

And I now heart this thread.

For the record, I've always hated rush threads. No. That is a lie. I've hated rush threads where every other post is, "wow I hope its green m&m's!!" followed by "no choose snickers!" For cryin out loud people, I wanted to read the poster's story, not how much you're dying for chocolate! And the retro threads have gotten waaaay out of hand.

But now this thread- its got it all. Complete with people who have returned from the great banned beyond.

Glad I couldn't sleep tonight! I might have missed all the good ol' fashion fun.